For the college students... (and those who remember college fondly)

[Wren57]

1. I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one night? Morning after? You never know.

2. I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

3. I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

4. I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.

5. I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

6. I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor).

7. I am a college student. I want a girl/boyfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every friday and saturday night, reappearing undressed in bed with me when I get home.



Things Admissions Never Told You About College

2. Two meals per day is the standard.
3. Road trip whenever possible.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
18. Procrastination is an art form.
20. Thanks to Aimster/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus, you will never listen to one of your CDs ever again.
21. It never sucked so much to get sick. (Thursday, Friday and Saturdays)
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity in the dining halls is key...
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39. New additions to food groups: beer, ramen, and pizza.
41. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM= Another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
50. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.


Those are just my favorites... for all of them;
http://www.louisville.edu/~lralle01/...%20student.htm