The caveat of having no arms and 3 fingers

[GT40FIED]

So tonight I went to the grocery store with my roommate. I figured "what the hell...he pushed the cart through the store, I'll dump it in one of those dumbass cart corrals. Wrong move. As I'm pushing the damned thing (too fast, mind you) I lose judgement on it's center of gravity. I put too much of my own weight on the handle end and down I went. The results? I did a face plant (with nothing to really brace my fall on due to the lack of armage) and, after the handle smashed my middle finger into the pavement, it bounced back and smacked me in the face giving me cuts on my upper lips as well as a bloody nose. The nose and lip thing I can handle...but my middle finger has swelled beyond normal size and hurts like hell. Damn the fact that I only have 3 fingers per hand and damn the fact that I don't have any brace for my fall. Oh...and fuck the carts at Dillon's. This fucking sucks. I'm drunk and it still hurts.