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09-27-2004, 06:26 PM | #1 |
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"Adult" movies
Why is it there's always people ready to call the shit they show on HBO and Cinemax late at night "adult movies"? Have these people never watched real porn? I was watching some commercial for the most hideous invention ever...the V-chip...and they were talking about blocking movies on channels like HBO. Alright...here's the bottom line. As the immortal Bill Hicks once said "it's not adult unless someone ends up gooey". I couldn't agree more. If I hear one more person refer to some movie with a name like "Bikini Carwash" as "pornographic", they will quickly find out what the bottom of my shoe tastes like. If you want mild nudity and cheese, watch HBO. If you wanna be a real adult, go rent "Totally Titfucking Vol. 8" (sorry...no porn discussion is complete without a Clerks reference). That is all...for now.
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