Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[pdiggitydogg]

Straight and to the point:
If you are even a mild fan of Resident Evil... If you have played at least 2 games... If you give a damn about keeping storylines in check...

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME, MONEY, EFFORT, GAS, ETC ETC ETC.

This was BY FAR the WORST movie from a game genre EVER!

They destroy the storyline. They defame characters. They make up NEW characters and attach them to old. They're into the super-powered matrix bs. They dont follow the general rules of f**king physics (even for bio monstrosities). They dont give a damn about Resident Evil fan base.

The ONLY positive thing I have to say about this festering pile of rotting meat is that they put some original RE atmosphere in it w/ 2 10second scenes.

If there werent so many people in the theater to walk past, I wouldnt have even stayed for the whole showing.

(the first 10-15 mintues is good...then it falls straight down the toilet faster than you can say "Jill see if you can find any other clues")