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06-23-2004, 01:20 AM
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Why is the Speed channel still on the air?
So I turned on the "Speed" Channel the other day and much to my elation they took precious time away from showing NASCAR homoeroticness to show an actual show about cars (imagine that). But then I noticed a show so bad it gave me cancer. It was called "Chrysler Test Drive". Clever...a Chrysler infomercial disguised as a legitimate test drive show. I'm serious...they tested the Crossfire roadster and Crossfire SRT-6 and didn't offer a single word of criticism. The soundtrack went as follows: "mmmmm Chrysler *slurping sounds* your cars are sooooo goooood *unintelligible mumbling followed by moans and more slurping sounds* mmmmm so many cupholders *continued slurping and grunting*". I'm serious...I really hope they got paid to air that show because, not only do they make the shitbox Crossfire out to be on par with a Porsche, they were just tripping over each other for chances to suck on the Chrysler wang. If this is what passes as programming for the Speed Channel in between their 48 hours NASCAR marathons, just take it off the air already.
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