Children

Big company needed to call one of his employees
> about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's
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> home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."
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> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
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> "Yes," whispered the small voice.
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> "May I talk with him?"
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> The child whispered, "No."
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> Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
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> mommy there?"
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> "Yes"
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> "May I talk with her?"
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> Again the small voice whispered, "No."
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> The boss then asked, "Is anybody else there?" ... "Yes," whispered the
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> child, "a policeman. " Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
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> employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No"
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> whispered the child. "He's busy."
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> "Busy doing what?"
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> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered
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> answer.
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> > Growing concerned and even worried as he heard some loud background
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> noise through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
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> noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going
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> on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
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> >The child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
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> Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the
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> boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
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> >
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> >Still whispering, the young voice replied ........"ME."