Philosophies of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things
> that money can buy."
> --Tom Clancy
>
> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
> Me neither."
> --Steve Martin
>
> Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd
> better have a good hand."
> --Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
> --Rodney Dangerfield
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."
> --Lynn Lavner
>
> "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the
> taxidermist."
> --Matt Barry
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> --Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are
> unimportant."
> --George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> --Sharon Stone
>
> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
> reading."
> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> --Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but
he
> never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady-and you didn't think Barbara had
a
> sense of humor)
>
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals
> through his wallet."
> --Robin Williams
>
> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only
> time of the month that I can be myself."
> --Roseanne
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> --Billy Crystal
>
> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing
> in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
> They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just
> grateful."
> --Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
are
> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe
> swelling. So what's the problem?"
> --Dustin Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know
> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> --Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like
> and just give her a house."
> --Rod Stewart
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough
> blood to run one at a time."
> --Robin Williams