Loving Husband

LOVING HUSBAND
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> > > > > > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
> > > > > > > cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
> > > > > > > speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
> > > > > > > stops to listen.
> > > > > > > MAN: "Hello"
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> > > > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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> > > > > > > MAN: "Yes"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
> > > > > > > leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that
> > > > > > > much."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
> > > > > > > dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really
>liked."
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> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MAN: "How much?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > WOMAN: "$80,000"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with
> > > > > > > all the options."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the
> > > > > > > house we wanted last year is back on the market.
> > > > > > > They're asking $950,000."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an
> > > > > > > offer, but just offer $900,000."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
> > > > > > > room are looking at him in astonishment.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone
> > > > > > > belongs to?"