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Mind Blowing
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Age: 45
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming
> > >off the coast of Japan when > > >they noticed a whaling ship. > > > > > >The male whale recognized it as the same ship > > > that had harpooned his father many years earlier. > > > > > >He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim > > >under the ship and blow out of > > >our air holes at the same time and it should > > >cause the ship to turn over and sink." > > >They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned > > >over and quickly sank. > > > > > >Soon however, the whale realized the sailors > > >had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the > > >shore. > > >The male was enraged that they were going to > > >get away and told the female, > > >lets swim after them and gobble them up before > > >they reach the shore!" > > >At this point, he realized the female was > > >becoming reluctant to follow him. > > >Look," she said, "I went along with the blow > > >job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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