My friend's a complete wuss

Me & my friend...we'll call him "Jacob" were at the park today messing around & I was walking in front of him & I needed to spit. So I spit there on the grass thinking nothing of it. It's like second nature ya know. He's all like, "Dude, come on, I'm walking here! That's disgusting!" I'm like, " grow up homo." He's like, "I'm not a homo & what you just did is disgusting. Try swallowing next time." WTF?! If you swallow your just swallowing the germs from your spit. That's how you get colds.

Anyone else have any pansy friends?