* The Thread of Stress *

[drdingo21]

Stress -- is it really all that bad? Or is it just a good idea fallen into a bad rap by namby-pamby, Yoga freaks? I say enough is enough. It's time to embrace the God-honest truth that whatever doesn't kill you DOES make you stronger, or at least very, very angry. It's time to look at stress as the good thing it is, because without it, we'd all be happy and sh*t and we'd find something else to whine about anyway.

So, in order to prevent us from becoming too stress-free, this thread is for ideas on how to ADD stress to your life. Got a tip that will help a fellow PLer out? Have an idea that will help us cause friction at our jobs, trouble at home, and piss our friends off to the point of not talking to us anymore? Share it here.

My first contribution:
Always borrow as much money as you can from friends. Forget to pay it back for as long as possible. If reminded, call the friend who loaned you the cash in the first place a cheapskate dickhead.


When you are having sex with your gf/wife, say someone else's name as a joke.


Walk up behind a coworker who's absorbed in his work. Casually say, "Hey," and when he turns around to talk to you, drag a permanent black marker across his face. Say, "God, sorry," and leave.

Profit later in the day when you see him with a beet red face from scrubbing permanent ink off his grill.


Now your turn.