Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the world's worst driver

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Ok....when I'm at school I don't drive the Mustang. I've got a bone stock piece of shit '01 GMC Sonoma (4.3L 190hp V6, 3.42 gears, 4400lbs). Out late earlier this week I pull up on a light and up rolls this late model Camaro SS. I glanced over just kinda looking around while waiting for the light and this kid's looking at me and revs his engine. I'm like "WTF...are you some kinda bully goin around picking on cars you'll obviously beat?". So I figure fine, I'll bite. So I'll lose but it'll be to a lighter car with a lot more hp. Light turns green and I actually got a bit of a jump because he didn't hook very well. When he did hook I expected he'd pass me like I was in reverse. Apparently this wasn't the case. By the time he hooked I was a goo car to car and a half in front of him and made that up super quick. But then I notice I'm pulling on him again....WTF? Apparently he missed 2nd and went straight to 3rd. Even then I figure I'm gonna be toast . Wrong again. As soon as he pulls even with me going full bore the moron missed 4th and went straight to 5th. I just about died laughing when I shut it down around 70mph (this was a 40mph zone) and his nose was at my door. For no reason should I have beaten this car other than the owner was apparently a complete tool. So he gets my 2003 "world's worst driver" award.