i need some ideas......

well over the past year or so of owning my civic, ive grown to ****ing absolutely hate it. I need some ideas on ways to destroy it, just to show the sheer hatred i have for it.

I was thinking maybe i will set the speakers and cd player on fire, since they are the biggest pieces of **** every. maybe soak them in gasoline over night or something....not sure yet

i think for the tupperware-strength hood, i will drop a 4 ton boulder on it just to put one last, final dent in it. It will match the other 8435748 dents perfectly.

I'm planning on using those AWESOME hub caps as frisbes. They should work excellent for that. as for the rims, i might use them for paper weights on my desk, although i dunno if they are big enough to hold down any papers.....I think they should just melt down the tires and make some industrial strength condoms or something...might get better use outta that....Along with the wheel theme....the brakes. I hate to see these go, im really gonna miss the whole car shaking to ****ing hell whenever i break above 50 mph, but ya know, ya gotta let some things go.

i cant decide if i wanna use the stock shifter as a baseball bat or golf club, either way it seems to be the perfect length for beating the **** out of other civic owners who put racing mufflers on their civic

i think for the ***** horns i could strap some fire crackers on there and use them to blow up some of the other civic owners AWESOME aluminum wings.....


im getting tired of typing.....might add some more later. Feel free to help me out on any more ideas