No Test Drive For YOu!!!!

[Daviso27]

I went to the nissan Dealership to look at the Xterras. After seeing what they looked like from the inside, I didn't like them anymore...anyways My friend...who drives a bad ass, full FACTORY equipt TSX...asked the sales man if he could test-drive the 350Z...The guy laughed and said that the 350Z is not a car that is test-driven...you just buy it. My friend made it clear that he was seriously looking to trade in his wife's SUV towards a 350Z...He stated that another friend of ours had just purchsed the roadster version...and he was there when he test drove it...
(Now let me explain, My friend, Marlo, is a 6foot4inch, big-black Jamaican, Green Mile looking muthafuka) The salesman stated that there is a policy on test driving the 350Z. When we asked him what were the terms of the policy, he said...There are none...no test drive period. We asked to see the manager and he said he was the manager...It was true...It said sales manager on his name tag.

At this point my friend was a little bothered...He has money to spend and this guy was giving him a hard time. Marlo told him to Fuk-off and that he was being racist. The manager yelled get off the property before I call the cops. Marlo said, "I'll call them myself"...He went to his car and grabbed his cell...When the manager saw him getting into the TSX, his tone changed..."Hey buddy, come back in here and we can arrange a test-drive or something." Marlo walked back up to him and gave him a Martin Luther King speech about brotherhood between all races...This guy was nodding his head like if he was listening...

Bottom line...Marlo did not buy the Z, He didnt even test drive it...He probably would have signed the papers and drove off with it that day if the guy would have given him a chance.

The moral of the story...Ain't nothing like having a big black guy named Marlo as your bestfriend....