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DsBlu01CivEX · 07-02-2003, 10:15 AM

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there for decoration only."

07-02-2003, 10:15 AM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	The 3 phases of the penis A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there for decoration only." __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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