i'm gonna jiz myself

I just had the greatest freaking race of my life. i was driving home from work and these two guys from my work pull up next to me. It's a red light and he and i rev a little. Then we both gun it and he smokes my ass like i'm standing still. NOTE* his civic is modded and mine is stock*. Well i let it be and just go on along my. Then later i miracuously end up right next to him again without even meaning too. I had lost sight of him like 15 miles back when i pulled over. We both role down our windows and talk about what i want to put in my car and that i need to fix my hood, etc. Then he says want to race again, i'll give you a cars start. i say sure why not. Well i hit the gas and get my pitiful head start and then i hear his engine rev up like a freaking freight train. I'm flooring the pedal and cranking through 1st and 2nd like mad. He catches up in no time and is at my back bumper and gaining fast. I crank it even harder and keep him at a slow gain on me. Then the lane starts to merge and he guns that f*cker, hits the nitrous and flies by my ass like i'm in a freaking wheel chair . It was cooler if you were there, but man was it freaking awsome.