bumper stickers

You Can Tailgate Me All You Want, It Still Doesn't Cure Impotence

Honk If You Love Deaf People !

Gas, Grass Or Ass...No One Rides For Free

How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit

No Kids On Board. OK To Hit

My Son Beat Up Your Honor Student

Bad COP . No Doughnut

Keep Honking. I'm Reloading

Unless You're A Hemmhoroid, Get Off My Ass

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You're A Friggin' Moron!

Stop Tailgating Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield

Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married

Got Beer?

Save The Planet, Kill Yourself

CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO

THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .

GOT GAS?

Save The Whales, Harpoon A Fat Chick

I Swerve For Small Animals, They're Harder To Hit

Horn Broke, Watch For Finger

I Sell My Body For Crack

So Many Gerbils So Little Time

My Kid Knocked-Up Your Honor Student

My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom

Don't Laugh, It's Paid For

Answer My Prayers, STEAL THIS CAR!

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

I Brake For Tailgaters

I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You

Don't Like My Driving? Then Stay Off The Sidewalk

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For The Other Guy

Some Of Us ARE NOT On VACATION!

Hit Me... I Need The Money

Crack Whores Are People Too

Support Your Local Dealer

My God Can Beat-Up Your God

Somebody Else Put This Bumper-Sticker On My Car

My Other Car Also Costs More Than Your Trailer

Kinky Is Using A Feather. Perverted Is Using The Whole Chicken!

My Baby Will Kick Your Baby's Ass

I Brake For Unicorns