offensive jokes

[Wren57]

***WARNING***
These posts are offensive in nature, so please stop reading if you are really emotionally fragile or otherwise can not take a joke. As such, these are just jokes and not my personal opinions, just funny things I heard.




Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, she should have already opened it


Asian woman walks into a bar. There is a black bartender. She says, "I was a jigger, ni****."
He says,"That is rude, I dont appreciate it. Lets switch places and he how you like it." So he walks up to her and says,"I want a drink, ch***."
She says,"We don't serve ni***** here."


Q: If two queers and two lesbians were going to race to San Francisco, who would win the race?
A: The lesbians. They'd be going lickedy split while the queers were getting their shit packed.


Just some funny ones I happened across on the net. Feel free to post any more, but keep the flaming down, these are done in fun and not meant to hurt anyone, just a little joke. Now come on with the southern redneck jokes...