Theology - *joke*

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THEOLOGY- KID STYLE

1. Dear God,_ _ Please put another holiday between Christmas
and Easter.There is nothing good in there now._ _ Amanda
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2. Dear God,_ _ Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked
for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up._ _ Joyce
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3. Dear Mr. God,_ _ I wish you would not make it so easy for
people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet
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4. Dear God,_ _ If we come back as somebody else, please
don't let me be Jennifer Horton -because I hate her. Denise
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6. God,_ _ I read the bible. What does begat mean?
Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
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7. Dear God,_ _ How did you know you were God?
Who told you?_ &n! bsp; Charlene
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8. Dear God,_ _ Is it true my father won't get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?_ _ Anita
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9. Dear God,_ _ I bet it's very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people
in our family and I can never do it._ _ Nan
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10. Dear God,_ _ Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As
They Do Unto You? If you did then, I'm going to get even
with my brother._ _ Darla
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11. Dear God, I like the story about
Noah the best of all of them._ You really made up some good ones._ I like
walking on water, too._ _ Glenn
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l2._ Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries?_ If you don't,
who does?_ _ Nan
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l3._ Dear God,_ My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?_ Love, Dennis
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l4._ Dear God,_ It's OK that you made different religions but don't you
get mixed up sometimes?_ _ Arnold
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l5.Dear God,_ Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident?_ _ Norma
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l6._ Dear God,_ In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?_ Jennifer
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l7._ Dear God,_ What does it mean you are a jealous God?_ I thought you
had everything you wanted._ _ Jane
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l8._ Dear God,_ How come you did all those miracles in the old days and
don't do any now?_ _ Billy
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l9._ Dear God,_ Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year._ _ Peter
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20._ Dear God,_ Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms._ It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry
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2l._ Dear God,_ I keep waiting for Spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up?_ Don't forget.__ Mark
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