ROFL!!! What dumbasses!

I was just reading the local CT news. I thought that I would share this.

(Fairfield-AP, Apr. 8, 2003 8:25 AM) _ Police in Fairfield made a few drunken driving arrests with a bizarre similarity.

Two men were arrested separately on drunken driving charges over the weekend after police said both were driving cars missing a front wheel.

Police say 66-year-old Harold Allen Junior of Bridgeport was seen driving a blue van without a front wheel or tire on the Post Road.

Police say 60-year-old Stephen Dzurka of Fairfield drove his car without a front wheel on Duck Farm Road.

Police say sparks and smoke were coming from Dzurka's Cadillac and its undercarriage was scraping the roadway.