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Whiteclipse99 · 04-07-2003, 03:30 PM

TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE HIS ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED:

By David Letterman...

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend
to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright
and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something
that rhymes with Venus.

and the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is
unzipped...

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
"Hillary"

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04-07-2003, 03:30 PM	#1
Whiteclipse99 4th Gear Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York, Pa Age: 45 Posts: 952	Top 10 Ways To Tell.... TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE HIS ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED: By David Letterman... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis has left the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. and the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped... 1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary" __________________ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben