Rake

>A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man
>realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the
>rake?"
>
>She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
>
>The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a
>raking motion.
>
>The wife is not sure and says, "What?" and the man repeats his gestures -
>"EYE-KNEE-THE RAKE"
>
>The wife replies that she understands and signals back - she first points to
>her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and
>finally to her crotch.
>
>Well, there is no way the man can even come close on that one.
>
>Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What the heck was that?"
>
>She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"