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DsBlu01CivEX · 03-11-2003, 10:30 AM

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't
care. I just
came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an
18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?
"Your name
never came up," she replied.

03-11-2003, 10:30 AM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	hahaha 55 yr old @ss!! A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass? "Your name never came up," she replied. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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