Being single blows...

Hello fine ladies of HondaStyle, I thought I would stop by and share my woes...Why cant I land a decent relationship where girls dont get too attached and obsessive? I dont like being single ladies, all my friends have a significant other (even my gay room mate has a man, lol). Help me out here, I need the ladies advice. Dont get me wrong guys, your advice helps too (kind of...well...) but I need something more than "Hit that shit" and "Let's go out and score some major ass tonight"...