cold + bathroom = ?

[Wren57]

Well guys, its about time we had a thread on this... I was thinking the other day as I rushed inside from sub-freezing temperatures to relieve my bladder, "wow, this is going to be cold"... as I wrestled the snake from its confines and began to release the fluid buildup, there was the usual cold sensation transferring itself onto my most sensitive member... this caused dissatisfaction which triggered an involuntary flinch, in which case disaster was narrowly avverted as I bit my lip and struggled through the pain keeping on target. My question is, how do you guys deal with this problem? Do yall somehow warm your hands up real fast or just deal with it? I mean, sometimes there isnt enough time between when you realize the inevitable is coming and you must fulfill your destiny, so standing inside for a few minutes near a heater is not an option... am I doomed to carry gloves with me? I need help, because this is cold!!!