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why not to have a convo like this (jokes)
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not! Wife: Why not - don't you like being married? Husband: Of course I do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Okay, I'd get married again. Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). Husband: (makes audible groan). Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers? Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do. Wife: Would she use my golf clubs? Husband: No, she's left-handed. Wife: - - - silence - - - Husband: Shit. |
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