Dear mom and dad!

Originally posted by darkdaedra
Umm, don't go so far off the deep end there. Your parents will freak out and you will NEVER hear the end of how frightened you made your parents. Get rid of the jumping out of the dormitory and skull fracture. Include the guy saving you and getting you pregnant though. I think that is a good balance between shock and humor.

First I'm a guy...so I can't get pregnant. Second, this is just a joke floating around the net, and I never really was going to use it!