Jokes

I notice lotsa jokes on this forum so I remember some I heard of and would like to share.

There was 3 male construction workers. A White, A Asian, and a Mexican.

They were sitting and eatting lunch one day. The Asian guy said "If my wife packs me sushi for lunch one more time, I am going to jump off this building." The Mexican said "If My wife made me burrito again, Im going to jump off this building." The white dude said "If I get a tuna sandwhich for lunch again, Im going to jump off this building too."

The next day, The asian dude opened his lunch box and saw sushi, sure enough, he jumped off and died. The mexican saw burrito and jumped off and died. The white saw tuna sandwhich and jumped off and died.

At the funeral, The asian wife said "I knew I shouldnt have gave him sushi." The mexican said "I knew I should have gave him burrito" They both looked at the white guy's wife. She said "What? He made his own lunch"

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A Lawyer is at work one day and got suspicious of his wife. He called home to check on her and the Maid picked up the phone.
He asked where was his wife and the Maid said shes upstairs with another man. The lawyer told the maid to take a knife and kill the man and get rid of the body. The maid was reluctant too but the lawyer said he would protect her in court claiming it was legal to do that. So the maid ran upstairs and stabbed the man in the back and killed him. When went back to the phone and told the lawyer she did it. The lawyer asked her where she put the body. The maid said "i threw the body into the pool."

The lawyer said "Pool? Is this 879-5460?"

i like the first joke better

LMAO about the pool one

[Kyle]

Lol, i was reading the first one, and i was thinking, is this going anywhere?
then sure enough i got to the end.
lol, very nice ending!
and the second one has a lot of dif variations..haven't heard that one before.