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05-11-2002, 12:10 PM
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Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads in Newspapers
WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her professors Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified ***** Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Reubenesque................. Grossly Fat Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous.................. Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height..... Hugely Fat, as tall as you are wide Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts
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05-11-2002, 12:17 PM
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05-11-2002, 02:52 PM
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Nice, kinda makes me wanna stop replying to those personal adds. and all this time I just thought it was bad luck.
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05-11-2002, 04:16 PM
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Its funny but to damn long!
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05-12-2002, 04:27 PM
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sorry sorry....but I couldnt pick and choose which ones were better than the others. I was just tryin to help out the other singles like me. Altough I've never tried findin someone in the personals. And Rob....I gotta look out for the other girls out there. The truth about "old balls" has to be known!!
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05-12-2002, 10:17 PM
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Good one D!
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05-13-2002, 02:10 AM
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lmao!
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05-13-2002, 02:12 AM
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Haha, that's some funny stuff
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05-13-2002, 09:21 AM
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LOL that's funny d
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