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02-11-2002, 12:21 PM
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Driving basics 101
Ok today class i am going to teach you the basics in driving, not following these will have consequences.
Lesson 1 the turn signal: Now against popular beliefe(sp) the turn signal is your FRIEND on 99% of all modern cars, there is a steering coloum in whcih you steering wheel is held now most people have not noticed the paddle on the left hand side, by pressing it to the down position it will signal that you want to move to the left hand lane and will do so when it is safe and will NOT endanger others. By pushing that same paddle to the upward position you can signal that you would like to move to the right lane when it is safe to do so. now these same motions also work for turning onto roads either left or right. try it trust me it worsk. Now just because you have signalled that that is the lane or road you want to move to it must be safe and no other cars in the way or close area, contrary to popular beliefe(SP) it is not changed in in shape or form by the car you drive for example the guy in the yugo as the right to be in the same lane as a lexus. Lesson 2 red lights: Now on most modern roads we have these things called stoplights. when red you are to stop on green you are to go and yellow slow down cause it is about to turn red. Now it is legal to make a righ hand turn when the light is red ONLYAFTER COMMING TO A COMPLETE STOP> you may not proceed to make a right hand turn without stopping doing so is illegal and dangerous once again the lexus does not have the right to go with out stopping niether does the yugo!! Lesson 3 riding another persons bumber: Now yes it is common knoledge that integras have very attractive rear ends if you ride it you will become very very acustom to it for i wil slam on brakes (brake check) for you need to maintain a safe following distance of at least one car length. for this i will refer to a bumper sticker i once saw on a PARKED note i say parked van i was not tailgating it but it read and i quote "if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you" end quote. Lesson 4 results of breaking rules: Now by breaking these rules of the road you will be shown one or more of the possible outcomes 1:My favorite finger the one between the pointer and ring finger. 2:if we are going to the same spot i will gladly give you a free yesthats right i said free demonstration on how the blinker works. 3: if what you did was repeated over again or just down right dangerous i will contact the proper law enforcement to schedule a class on how to drive for you. 4: you get to pay for my new backend. Explanation of why i wrote this out will be posted around 11 o clock tonight when i return home from work. PS my fellow mods please do not lock/delete this thread i posted it for a reason and a 11 tonight you will understand my reasoning!!!!    |
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02-11-2002, 12:25 PM
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LMAO! you crack me up!
do i hear a sticky? i love that bumper sticker... |
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02-11-2002, 12:26 PM
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this is the result of numerous @$$holes on the road trying to kill me at least 3 today alone!!!! |
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02-11-2002, 12:30 PM
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ahaha that some good shit.. Too much free time again ?
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02-11-2002, 12:32 PM
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me free time no never well that and best way to vent anger |
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02-11-2002, 12:35 PM
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yes people do need to pay attention to turn signals.....people that dont pay attention to turn signals are stupid idiotic fawksticks. cuz when they dont pay attention to the fact that you are turning they tend to either A) not let you in the lane B) cut you off or C) just careen into the front of your car like a drunken )@#*(%^@&#*)%^&@*%&
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02-11-2002, 12:37 PM
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here is the reason behind me writing this if needed i can give detailed accounts of old people trying to kill me kids trying to kill me or soccer moms trying to kill me GAWD I FEEL LIKE FAWKING BIN LADEN EVERY ONE WNATS TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!
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02-11-2002, 12:41 PM
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That's some funny, but true, stuff TT52. Good one.
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02-11-2002, 12:47 PM
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well i figure by posting here i may just may help save a life from som stupid stunna trying to impress people! |
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02-11-2002, 02:02 PM
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lesson 1 the turn signal continued: and if u decide to use the signal, make sure you are gonna make that turn, or turn in the direction you are blinking
lesson 3 following two close continued: if u follow too close and with the high beams on at night then you are definitely gonna see my middle finger and the rear end of my accord
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02-12-2002, 09:53 PM
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That is som egood stuff.....I appreciate the laugh..
Thanks for sharing... |
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02-13-2002, 08:13 PM
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lol.... Nice one... I can definite relate to that....
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Still a little frustrated bro? Those pics still make me cringe.....
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02-13-2002, 08:14 PM
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The number one driving tip is to always keep the shiny side up. That just about will explain it all.
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02-13-2002, 08:41 PM
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LoL. I had to think on that for a second..... Good one...
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02-13-2002, 09:42 PM
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Where are the pics posted? |
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02-13-2002, 10:13 PM
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you dont wanna see its a sad sight (note im a civic hater to and this makes me sad (i guess hatches are straight w/ me) ) |
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02-13-2002, 10:24 PM
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I'm sorry for your loss dude
 but I just want to see do you mind? |
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02-13-2002, 10:58 PM
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LOSS lol LOSS you gotta be kidding right?? hes going to have the hands down PHATEST ride on ALL of hondastyle someone post a link to what he's doing to this civic of his its oging to be a beautiful beast!!! |
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02-14-2002, 02:34 PM
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LoL no no I mean ....shit it was late...I was thinking that you GOT in an accident. And who are we talkin about here?
You tightteg? if you why you reffering to yourself as "him"  |
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02-14-2002, 10:43 PM
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ummm get some rest i said HIS car do a search i think you'll find it he teels the plans for his car and its gonna be hella sweet!!! |
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02-14-2002, 10:48 PM
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TADA heres a link to the post and i think the page http://www.hondastyle.com/forums/sho...5&pagenumber=3
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02-15-2002, 05:19 PM
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moving this one uppers |
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