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04-29-2004, 03:40 PM
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Fleas
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a
>vacation. >Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The >other >flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea says, " I >rode >down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other >flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go >to the >New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a >nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cozy. >Its >the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the >second >flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When >the >first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second >flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, >"I >did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few >drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to >her warm >cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I >was >back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." |
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04-29-2004, 03:49 PM
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lmao
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04-29-2004, 03:57 PM
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04-29-2004, 04:25 PM
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04-29-2004, 04:30 PM
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Wow... haha, you got some good ones, keep em coming.
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04-29-2004, 04:34 PM
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I ran out for the day...I'll have some tomorrow...and the next day...and the next day...
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04-29-2004, 06:04 PM
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lol
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04-29-2004, 06:40 PM
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hmm a guy with a harley and a mustache
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04-29-2004, 06:57 PM
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LMAO
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04-29-2004, 07:51 PM
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04-29-2004, 09:27 PM
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Nice!lol
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04-30-2004, 08:57 AM
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thats pretty good, lol
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05-06-2004, 06:00 AM
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SO how many are you guys with the mustache?
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