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12-03-2003, 02:57 PM
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Mind Blowing
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Now I'm not sexist or anything...my girl friend sent me this...
> > > > >>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? > > > > >>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. > > > > >>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a > > > > >>dirty fat slut. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: Is this seat empty? > > > > >>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. > > > > >>Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet > > >unless you insist > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: Your place or mine? > > > > >>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. > > > > >>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of > > > > >>my car, I don't give a shit where you go. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: So, what do you do for a living? > > > > >>Woman: I'm a female impersonator. > > > > >>Man: That explains the moustache then! > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? > > > > >>Woman: Unfertilized. > > > > >>Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. > > > > >>Woman: But would you stay there? > > > > >>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is > > > > >>impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. > > > > >>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. > > > > >>Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it > > > > >>up your can. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: Would you like to dance? > > > > >>Woman: I'd rather eat glass. > > > > >>Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those > > > > >>pants. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: Where have you been all my life? > > > > >>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. > > > > >>Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad > > > > >>watches. > > > > >> > > > > >>Man: You're pretty > > > > >>Woman: Piss off. > > > > >>Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat *****.
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12-03-2003, 03:02 PM
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wtf? lol it's sad too that some guys would actually talk like that
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12-03-2003, 03:07 PM
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yes...but when you have gurls sending you this stuff...i figure it's ok to post it.
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12-03-2003, 03:39 PM
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Ahahaha
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12-03-2003, 04:36 PM
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LMAO. those were good. the last chick i dated gave me a lot of crap about modifying and putting a lot of mony into my car, till one day i couldn't take it anymore and i told her: "Well i am stuck with the car
 " should have seen her face then
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12-04-2003, 08:46 AM
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lol ^_^ that takes baaaallzzz
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12-04-2003, 03:43 PM
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or try telling her that the car screams better when you are on the floor. or: yeah, the car is just as expensive but "she" doesn't talk back. or: at least i can figure out the car. i dunno how i got alive after the last one lol
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