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01-20-2003, 12:26 PM

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"

"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.

"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes...." replied the officer

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

"Yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."

"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

ebpda9 · 01-20-2003, 12:33 PM

ha ha ha that was good

a96710 · 01-20-2003, 12:33 PM

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-20-2003, 12:37 PM

not bad

Kyle · 01-20-2003, 04:06 PM

man...i wish i was the cop...lol

2000Pimpinex · 01-20-2003, 04:16 PM

Very nice.

01-20-2003, 07:29 PM

haha...thats a pretty good one....

01-20-2003, 07:35 PM

lol, funny

94_AcCoRd_EX · 01-20-2003, 07:43 PM

LMAO!

01-20-2003, 12:26 PM	#1
juvenile Posts: n/a	Breathalyzer (joke) One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?" "What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes...." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher "Yes" replied the cop. "Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop. "Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

01-20-2003, 12:33 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	ha ha ha that was good __________________

01-20-2003, 12:33 PM	#3
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LOL

01-20-2003, 04:06 PM	#5
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	man...i wish i was the cop...lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

01-20-2003, 04:16 PM	#6
2000Pimpinex Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Kentucky Age: 44 Posts: 1,427	Very nice. __________________ 2008 Mustang GT 1998 Hatchback SOLD 1992 Hatchback w/ JDM H22A SOLD 1985 Ford Bronco XLT 5.8 351W w/ 33X12.5X15

01-20-2003, 12:37 PM	#4
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	not bad

01-20-2003, 07:29 PM	#7
'87 integra Posts: n/a	haha...thats a pretty good one....

01-20-2003, 07:43 PM	#9
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO! __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

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