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Old 06-15-2004, 12:36 AM   #1
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Study

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their
own study on the same subject. They were convinced the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost in excess of $2 million, the french researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Canada decided to conduct their own study. The Canucks didn't really trust the British or French studies.So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost right around $75.00, the Canadian study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!!!!!!!
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:47 AM   #2
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How dare you insult the intelligence of the French?! Lol...just kidding. That was pretty good. And sadly the Canadian conclusion is probably the right one.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:35 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:15 PM   #4
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:54 PM   #5
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:56 PM   #6
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:16 PM   #7
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"interesting" study
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:04 PM   #8
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:08 PM   #9
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where the hell do you people find this shit?
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:43 AM   #10
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I usually get these things from my military email...but yea, that was hilarious...probably true too...
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:13 AM   #11
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Old 06-16-2004, 09:52 PM   #12
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Leave it to the canadians to "simplfy" things, if you will
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the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd
the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc.
PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then?
the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer
PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao
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