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05-22-2003, 06:51 PM
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Loving Husband
The Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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05-22-2003, 08:14 PM
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05-22-2003, 08:17 PM
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hahahah...
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05-22-2003, 09:51 PM
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Oh man that's great
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05-22-2003, 09:55 PM
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lol that was neat.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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05-22-2003, 10:11 PM
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LMFAO
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05-22-2003, 10:16 PM
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This sounds like something my dad would do-he's goofy like that.
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05-22-2003, 10:22 PM
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oh man, i'd love the chance do to that... just I'd put the phone down and walk away
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05-25-2003, 03:18 PM
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that was great.
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05-25-2003, 09:07 PM
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that was pretty good....i like
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