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Old 12-16-2002, 03:18 PM   #1
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Vacuum cleaner salesman (joke)

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder." "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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Old 12-16-2002, 03:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2002, 04:52 PM   #3
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Old 12-16-2002, 05:26 PM   #4
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LMAO that's messed up
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Old 12-16-2002, 07:41 PM   #5
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LMAO, great
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Old 12-16-2002, 07:52 PM   #6
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bahahhaha... owned
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Old 12-16-2002, 10:30 PM   #7
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LMAO omg...that was hillarious
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:25 AM   #8
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LOL that sounds just like my grandma! j/k My grandma would shoe him out and then start the b*tching
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