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12-08-2002, 03:41 PM
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I really hate you guys sometimes....
Factual and true......... Why Men Are So Cheerful!
Damn, it's good to be a man. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You actually know stuff about tanks for god's sake. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for even the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a six-pack. Everything on your face stays its original color. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. You don't have to shave below your neck! Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 damn minutes!
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12-08-2002, 03:44 PM
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12-08-2002, 03:50 PM
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thats just cute.... as for the rest, well i guess thats just life. something to add... women look cutier then guys |
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12-08-2002, 04:42 PM
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12-08-2002, 05:16 PM
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Those are so true
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12-08-2002, 06:46 PM
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12-08-2002, 07:35 PM
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12-08-2002, 08:03 PM
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Re: I really hate you guys sometimes....
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Athough some men really should! 
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12-08-2002, 08:06 PM
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i love the shopping one ....in 45 minutes....thats me!!
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12-08-2002, 08:12 PM
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THE GENERAL
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yup, they're all true..
however, we still love women (the female specie)..
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12-08-2002, 09:42 PM
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12-09-2002, 08:52 AM
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Re: I really hate you guys sometimes....
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OK the underwear thing really pisses me off...I'm lucky if I can find panties that are less than 8.95....grrrrrr and I know which way to turn a nut on a bolt...righty tighty, lefty loosey.....  hehehehe
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12-09-2002, 08:53 AM
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Re: Re: I really hate you guys sometimes....
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good call Erin!
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12-10-2002, 12:08 AM
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LOL, thongs are only like 3-4 bucks each! they cant be worth much anyways, considering there isn't much to it..and HEY, my boxers are expensive.. cant wear those briefs, i hear they make your sperm retarded..   |
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12-10-2002, 12:13 AM
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Yeah, boxers aren't that cheap at all.
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12-10-2002, 11:17 AM
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I didn't know women had chest hair. |
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12-10-2002, 12:03 PM
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Sorry double post
Read fast and repeatidly I am sofa king we todd did
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12-10-2002, 12:04 PM
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legs and bikini lines are below the neck you know as well as armpits.
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12-10-2002, 12:06 PM
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I almost forgot...
women get paid less because they're just there so we can look at there tits. J/K
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