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11-14-2002, 09:57 AM
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biggest lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
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11-14-2002, 10:06 AM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO
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11-14-2002, 10:11 AM
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 That's cute!
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11-14-2002, 11:38 AM
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11-14-2002, 12:40 PM
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Hee Hee Hee
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11-14-2002, 01:50 PM
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Haha
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11-14-2002, 03:45 PM
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enjoyable
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11-14-2002, 04:07 PM
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lol, it wasn't want i was expecting from the title.. but it sure was funny
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11-14-2002, 05:26 PM
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Mind Blowing
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I like it..
funny shit
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11-14-2002, 05:51 PM
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11-14-2002, 06:15 PM
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LMAO...
Where you one of the boys wanting the dog??? 
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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11-14-2002, 06:16 PM
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LOL
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11-14-2002, 06:49 PM
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ahahahahah thats a good one
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11-15-2002, 01:31 PM
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lol i didnt expect it to end like it did
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