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08-08-2002, 11:34 PM
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stress relief
This was probably a very wrong thing to do the other day, but I was feeling pretty pissed off with the world.
I was out getting some food at the local conner store just down the road from my place. I was only inside for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dam motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!! So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't really give a f*ck because my car was parked around the corner. Mind you, I probably killed any chance the cars owner had of having a good day. But that serves him right for parking where he shouldn't. |
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08-08-2002, 11:59 PM
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Thought Police
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
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HOLY!!! THATS THE FUNNYEST THING IVE HERD ALL DAY! omg biker... its wrong... but the look on that guys face would be priceless. thats the kind of thing i would have done a few years ago, but i wasnt ballsy enough to cuss at a cop
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08-09-2002, 01:20 AM
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LMAO dude. you are out of your mind. i wonder what would have been the look on the owner's face
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08-09-2002, 03:20 AM
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LOL that's soo funy, Im suprised he din't take you in.
  to Rob
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08-09-2002, 06:20 AM
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LOL, That's damn hilarious
 however a small voice inside me tells me I shouldn't laugh. I can kill that voice with beer though. |
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08-09-2002, 09:56 AM
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Thought Police
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omg, i read it again... and still laughed my ass off. that is a classic.... your will never forget that day.
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08-09-2002, 11:03 AM
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THE GENERAL
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haha, dude are you nuts??
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08-09-2002, 01:17 PM
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Re: stress relief
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08-09-2002, 01:22 PM
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Yeah, I said something about all that but for some reason, it didn't show up. Anyway, my one of my friends will just keep calling the cop Richard whenever he pulls over. And when the cop will say something about the fact he keeps getting called Richard my friend or someone in the car will be all obnoxious and yell out, "It's because you're a dick!!"
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08-09-2002, 01:30 PM
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THAT'S WHY I GOT ALL THOSE TICKETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-09-2002, 01:30 PM
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AHAHAHAHa thats the funniest thing ive heard ALL week nice work...boy that guy is going to be pissssed lol
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