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Old 07-22-2002, 11:33 AM   #1
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Automobile Acronyms

I got this in an email and thought some of them were kind of funny.

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flip Over, Read Directions

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless
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Old 07-22-2002, 12:19 PM   #2
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hahaha...nice nice....
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Old 07-22-2002, 12:54 PM   #3
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LMAO.
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Old 07-22-2002, 04:59 PM   #4
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honda:
hold on not done accelerating
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Old 07-22-2002, 05:07 PM   #5
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LOl that one is the best by honda there ..ahah its so true......for some people....
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