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07-09-2002, 09:39 PM
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THE GENERAL
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FnF -- McDonalds style..
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories
or more, I'm free I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!! AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger! You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!! Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me. My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Bull shi ass hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here! You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!! Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED. You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch! Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun! When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours? Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain. They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!! I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine. Bryan - *Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?* Hector - *Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.* Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all... that is one hell of a way to spend $.10 Bryan-He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake! All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse. I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they? Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
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07-09-2002, 10:27 PM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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07-09-2002, 10:28 PM
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dam it i knew it was ronald causing all the trouble!
now that was a good spin on FnF  nicely done mate! |
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07-09-2002, 11:15 PM
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elyK
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nice post
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07-10-2002, 12:28 AM
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That's hillarious dude
really hillarious |
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07-10-2002, 01:45 AM
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OMG, that cracked me up. Nice post
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07-10-2002, 03:23 AM
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Uh...i am stupid..what is FnF?
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07-10-2002, 08:48 AM
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THE GENERAL
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Quote:
the fast and the furious (movie..) put a few guys in the same room, and is what we,ll come up with, while we're waiting for our ladies..
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Repost Wagon
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they must have let you wait too long to come up with this
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07-10-2002, 11:21 AM
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Thats great!
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07-10-2002, 12:04 PM
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lol.... and i thought i had too much spare time.lol thats funny as hell man.
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07-10-2002, 08:47 PM
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You guys need lives...jj
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07-10-2002, 09:17 PM
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THE GENERAL
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haha.. some women are worth waiting for..
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07-10-2002, 09:48 PM
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That's great...
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07-10-2002, 10:06 PM
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07-11-2002, 08:41 PM
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that was very good. good post
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