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07-07-2002, 06:01 PM

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

BONUS:

Logics: go figure

Ray walks down the street and meets his friend Trevor.
Trevor Asks: what are you learning now?
Ray says: Logics
Trevor asks: what's logics?
Ray says: I'll give you an example. Do you have an aquarium?
Trevor: yeah
Ray: if you have an aquarium you must have fish in it right?
Trevor: yeah
Ray: if you have fish, you like animals
Trevor: yeah
Ray: if you like animals you like humans
Trevor: yeah
Ray: if you like humans you like women
Trevor: yeah
Ray: Logic explanation; You're not gay
Trevor: Wow i'm going to learn logics now

A month later;
Trevor walks down the street and meets his friend Jason.
Jason Asks: what are you learning now?
Trevor says: logics
Jason asks: what's logics?
Trevor: do you have an aquarium?
Jason: no
Trevor: You're gay

Kyle · 07-07-2002, 07:19 PM

lololololololol
thats great juv!!!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 07-07-2002, 07:47 PM

LMAO, that's great!!!

DRAG Boosted Si · 07-07-2002, 08:39 PM

LMFAO!!!!

Wren57 · 07-07-2002, 09:42 PM

HAHAAH nice

ShEaNy · 07-07-2002, 10:38 PM

AHAHAHAHA that was great! good stuff man

ebpda9 · 07-07-2002, 10:47 PM

*Addict* · 07-08-2002, 08:51 AM

Hahaha..... And a BONUS! I feel so special!

07-08-2002, 06:51 PM

the first got me laughing the second one made me fall over LMAO!
them two good jokes

07-08-2002, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
the first got me laughing the second one made me fall over LMAO!
them two good jokes

yeah...when Ifirst saw it, I woke my parents up (oops lol). It was 1am. I got quiet a talk the next day...

*ChrisCantSkate* · 07-09-2002, 12:41 AM

LOL... good stuff...good stuff

07-07-2002, 06:01 PM	#1
juvenile Posts: n/a	Cheating wife.. It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?" BONUS: Logics: go figure Ray walks down the street and meets his friend Trevor. Trevor Asks: what are you learning now? Ray says: Logics Trevor asks: what's logics? Ray says: I'll give you an example. Do you have an aquarium? Trevor: yeah Ray: if you have an aquarium you must have fish in it right? Trevor: yeah Ray: if you have fish, you like animals Trevor: yeah Ray: if you like animals you like humans Trevor: yeah Ray: if you like humans you like women Trevor: yeah Ray: Logic explanation; You're not gay Trevor: Wow i'm going to learn logics now A month later; Trevor walks down the street and meets his friend Jason. Jason Asks: what are you learning now? Trevor says: logics Jason asks: what's logics? Trevor: do you have an aquarium? Jason: no Trevor: You're gay

07-07-2002, 07:19 PM	#2
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	lololololololol thats great juv!!! __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

07-07-2002, 07:47 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO, that's great!!! __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

07-07-2002, 09:42 PM	#5
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	HAHAAH nice __________________ yeah, its that big

07-07-2002, 10:47 PM	#7
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO __________________

07-07-2002, 08:39 PM	#4
DRAG Boosted Si The Grim Reaper Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: GA Age: 45 Posts: 276	LMFAO!!!!

07-07-2002, 10:38 PM	#6
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	AHAHAHAHA that was great! good stuff man

07-08-2002, 06:51 PM	#9
mt.biker Posts: n/a	the first got me laughing the second one made me fall over LMAO! them two good jokes

07-09-2002, 12:41 AM	#11
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	LOL... good stuff...good stuff __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

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