Canada Day Jokes

Well for all of us Canadians(and non-canadians alike) here are a few good jokes enjoy

CANADIAN JOKE #1
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Wha'cha get the
case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."


CANADIAN JOKE #2
Did you hear about the war between Saskatchewan and Manitoba?
The Saskatchewanites were lobbing hand grenades;
the Manitobans were pulling the pins and throwing them back.


CANADIAN JOKE #3
In Canada we have two seasons......
six months of winter
and six months of poor snowmobiling.


CANADIAN JOKE #4
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The
American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking
it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink
and started shaking it over the pint, yelling,
"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU [#@!$]!!!"


CANADIAN JOKE #5
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They
were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died
before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the
American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and
nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I
remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the
Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said
that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I
pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I
was back here." "That's amazing!" said the one of the
doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them,"
replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price" ,"And the
Canadian was waiting for the Government to pay for it"

[ebpda9]

LMAO. i liked the last one

[Kyle]

lol, yeah, the last one was best