Why Men Die First...

[MissJDM]

I'm usually not one to post jokes, but this was in my mailbox today...and I actually thought of your guys.

Why Men Die First

Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries, but now we know:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist;
if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time
for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if
you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of
her, that is favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's
equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if
you keep quiet its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you've done something; if you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if
you aren't you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
Men die first because they want to.
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Yet you guys still love, adore and want us!

[IALuder]

lol, there is some truth to that.

[CD5Passion]

haha good stuff a lot of it is true

[thermal]

I gave up a long time ago...... fuk it.......... women are always right!

[pdiggitydogg]

You figured it out!

[Robert]

I laughed, its funny and true.

[Racing Rice]

Sadly, all of it is all to true. Being married will make you realize it more then ever.

[TVA]

And where did you find that e-mail, missy?