.:HSTuners::

drdingo21 · 01-27-2005, 07:25 PM

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked

dabouncerx24 · 01-27-2005, 07:40 PM

O...M...G

ShEaNy · 01-27-2005, 08:15 PM

AHAAHAHHAHAHAHa

RxGoaT13 · 01-27-2005, 08:27 PM

Mischief · 01-27-2005, 10:15 PM

rofl rofl rofl rofl

GT40FIED · 01-27-2005, 10:52 PM

Ok...since only one reply wasn't an abbreviation, I'll follow the cool crowd...

rofl lmao lol ttyl brb lmfao wtf stfu

Yeah...that's the stuff.

Mischief · 01-27-2005, 10:58 PM

likeomgoogleswtfroflmaobbqsaucemadcow ]:8|

Violent Apathy · 01-27-2005, 11:00 PM

OMFG STFU HAX!!!

ebpda9 · 01-27-2005, 11:09 PM

stop lying dingo. you're barely old enough to drink

dabouncerx24 · 01-27-2005, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dabouncerx24
O...M...G

ok I can't hold it anymore...HAHAHAHAHAHA

MissJDM · 01-27-2005, 11:15 PM

HAHAHA. I was reading the end and like, OMG! I think my chinky eyes even got big..ger.

If you read Steve's comment and actually say the entire phrase, it sounds silly.

Fatal070 · 01-28-2005, 12:09 AM

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA thats great LOL

IALuder · 01-28-2005, 06:18 AM

the funny thing is, that it has to have happened to somebody before.

mavaaoife · 01-28-2005, 07:08 AM

Dude that is awsome... hrm i like that one...

01-27-2005, 07:25 PM	#1
drdingo21 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Elkhart, IN Age: 42 Posts: 1,642	Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked

01-27-2005, 08:27 PM	#4
RxGoaT13 4th Gear Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 801	lmao __________________ http://www.myspace.com/rxgoat13

01-27-2005, 10:52 PM	#6
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Ok...since only one reply wasn't an abbreviation, I'll follow the cool crowd... rofl lmao lol ttyl brb lmfao wtf stfu Yeah...that's the stuff. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-27-2005, 11:00 PM	#8
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	OMFG STFU HAX!!! __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

01-27-2005, 11:09 PM	#9
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	stop lying dingo. you're barely old enough to drink __________________

01-27-2005, 07:40 PM	#2
dabouncerx24 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 548	O...M...G

01-27-2005, 08:15 PM	#3
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	AHAAHAHHAHAHAHa

01-27-2005, 11:15 PM	#11
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	HAHAHA. I was reading the end and like, OMG! I think my chinky eyes even got big..ger. If you read Steve's comment and actually say the entire phrase, it sounds silly. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

01-28-2005, 12:09 AM	#12
Fatal070 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Castle , Pa Age: 41 Posts: 1,299	HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA thats great LOL __________________

01-28-2005, 06:18 AM	#13
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	the funny thing is, that it has to have happened to somebody before. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

01-28-2005, 07:08 AM	#14
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	Dude that is awsome... hrm i like that one... __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

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