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Old 07-14-2004, 08:05 PM   #1
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Chinese Sick Leave -- I Not Come Work Today!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon You got nice house.

someone emailed it to me and i thought it was good
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