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ebpda9 · 11-14-2003, 09:15 AM

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops?"
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Hey, can you give me another one of those body cavity searches?

and some more:
15. No, YOU assume the position.
14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . .I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 180 mph.
10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece!
9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one!
8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's
6. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means.
1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

*pdiggitydogg* · 11-14-2003, 11:32 AM

Quote:

You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.

LOL

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-14-2003, 12:07 PM

LMAO, good one Stefan.

CD5Passion · 11-14-2003, 02:08 PM

12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . .I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

lol, this one is the best hands down

mylittlecivic · 11-15-2003, 01:19 AM

hehe those funny. tonight we were driving around and i had my caution tape all over my steering wheel and my friends were teasing me and told me to take it off they said ''you already got pulled over for impersonating a police officer, you dont need to get pulled over for impersonating a crime scene'' hahah i thought that was funny

MAXed Out · 11-15-2003, 12:21 PM

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops?" LMAO

11-14-2003, 09:15 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	The Absolute Worst Things To Say To A Police Officer When Pulled Over I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops?" Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. So, uh, you on the take, or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. Hey, can you give me another one of those body cavity searches? and some more: 15. No, YOU assume the position. 14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . .I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 180 mph. 10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece! 9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one! 8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's 6. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! 5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means. 1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway? __________________

11-14-2003, 12:07 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO, good one Stefan. __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-14-2003, 02:08 PM	#4
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . .I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. lol, this one is the best hands down __________________

11-15-2003, 12:21 PM	#6
MAXed Out 6th Gear Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH Age: 38 Posts: 1,974	Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops?" LMAO __________________ SHIFT_MyNuts Some people call it an obsession I just call it my maxima 1997 Maxima SE 5spd, Stillen Body Kit, Warpspeed Y & B pipes, Magnaflow Muffler, Koni Yellows & Tein S-tech springs, JVC Headunit, Directed 7" in dash screen,Stillen Intake, red/clear tail lights, AE mod, Paceseter STS, EL-Glow Gauges, Clutchmasters FX300 Clutch, rebuilt tranny, 19" Mille Miglia Evo 5's with Pirelli Pzero's(summer), 18" Hp D-10 hyper silver wrapped in Goodyear ultra HPR, SPW front strut bar, Helios 7000k HID, Motostorm UDP, Viper 5000Vx alarm, 2 12" PowerClass 124 subs, Kenwood 1200 Watt amp, DVD Changer

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