.:HSTuners::

Shaved &/or Laid · 10-08-2003, 09:48 PM

Recently, drving to work after school has proven to suck.
Why?
the answer is OLD PEOPLE
THEY DRIVE DASOASDGFASDFAsdFSADFASD SLOW AND CANT SEE ANYTHING AND MERGE INTO MY LANE WITH ME NEXT TO THEM AND EVEN STOP AT GREEN LIGHTS.

therefore...i was VERY PLEASED to see that a man named Maddox has come up with a solution to this problem

This was taken directly from maddox's page

Maddox says
"At first, I didn't think that wrinkled bag of shit deserved to go into space again, but now that I think about it, it's a great idea. I think more old people should be launched into space. Permanently. You see, it's a great idea because old people are so easily tricked! You just tell them anything, and they'll get confused all to hell, and then while they're not looking, you push them into the rocket, slam the door shut, and launch the bastards straight into the sun.

It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the old people by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan.

But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.

First, we hire billions of lumber jacks to take down as much of the rain forest as they can. Bonus to every team that causes the extinction of another species. Then, while all those hippies go down to protest the chopping of the trees, we fence them in and set the whole place on fire. If they complain, tough shit. They shouldn't have been so stupid to fall into our trap. Suckers."

B E A U T I F UL

MAXed Out · 10-08-2003, 10:16 PM

LMAO that must be the funniest thing.

CD5Passion · 10-08-2003, 10:42 PM

wow sounds oddly like the ideals of that one dude...what's his name?.....oh oh I know it, his name was Hitler

heh I'm just kidding, I would be happy if that were to happen....just not to rainforest part, leave the cute fuzzy animals alone
just launch another Woodstock Tour then burn them all

Kyle · 10-08-2003, 10:58 PM

lol, dude...that is so ****ing RIGHT!
i hate old people, not because they drive poorly...but i have too call them every day and deal with their stupid ass excuses of why they can't give me money...i'm a telemarketer btw...lol

Shaved &/or Laid · 10-11-2003, 07:22 PM

you can get in the rocket too then...

jk as long as you drive un slow.

10-13-2003, 08:37 PM

lolol.

10-08-2003, 09:48 PM	#1
Shaved &/or Laid 4th Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nashville Age: 38 Posts: 853	MUST KILL..Maddox Style Recently, drving to work after school has proven to suck. Why? the answer is OLD PEOPLE THEY DRIVE DASOASDGFASDFAsdFSADFASD SLOW AND CANT SEE ANYTHING AND MERGE INTO MY LANE WITH ME NEXT TO THEM AND EVEN STOP AT GREEN LIGHTS. therefore...i was VERY PLEASED to see that a man named Maddox has come up with a solution to this problem This was taken directly from maddox's page Maddox says "At first, I didn't think that wrinkled bag of shit deserved to go into space again, but now that I think about it, it's a great idea. I think more old people should be launched into space. Permanently. You see, it's a great idea because old people are so easily tricked! You just tell them anything, and they'll get confused all to hell, and then while they're not looking, you push them into the rocket, slam the door shut, and launch the bastards straight into the sun. It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the old people by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan. But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too. First, we hire billions of lumber jacks to take down as much of the rain forest as they can. Bonus to every team that causes the extinction of another species. Then, while all those hippies go down to protest the chopping of the trees, we fence them in and set the whole place on fire. If they complain, tough shit. They shouldn't have been so stupid to fall into our trap. Suckers." B E A U T I F UL __________________ Doody Ej1 Yse.

10-08-2003, 10:16 PM	#2
MAXed Out 6th Gear Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH Age: 38 Posts: 1,974	LMAO that must be the funniest thing. __________________ SHIFT_MyNuts Some people call it an obsession I just call it my maxima 1997 Maxima SE 5spd, Stillen Body Kit, Warpspeed Y & B pipes, Magnaflow Muffler, Koni Yellows & Tein S-tech springs, JVC Headunit, Directed 7" in dash screen,Stillen Intake, red/clear tail lights, AE mod, Paceseter STS, EL-Glow Gauges, Clutchmasters FX300 Clutch, rebuilt tranny, 19" Mille Miglia Evo 5's with Pirelli Pzero's(summer), 18" Hp D-10 hyper silver wrapped in Goodyear ultra HPR, SPW front strut bar, Helios 7000k HID, Motostorm UDP, Viper 5000Vx alarm, 2 12" PowerClass 124 subs, Kenwood 1200 Watt amp, DVD Changer

10-08-2003, 10:42 PM	#3
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	wow sounds oddly like the ideals of that one dude...what's his name?.....oh oh I know it, his name was Hitler heh I'm just kidding, I would be happy if that were to happen....just not to rainforest part, leave the cute fuzzy animals alone just launch another Woodstock Tour then burn them all __________________

10-08-2003, 10:58 PM	#4
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	lol, dude...that is so ****ing RIGHT! i hate old people, not because they drive poorly...but i have too call them every day and deal with their stupid ass excuses of why they can't give me money...i'm a telemarketer btw...lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-11-2003, 07:22 PM	#5
Shaved &/or Laid 4th Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nashville Age: 38 Posts: 853	you can get in the rocket too then... jk as long as you drive un slow. __________________ Doody Ej1 Yse.

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10-13-2003, 08:37 PM	#6
Civickid0to60 Posts: n/a	lolol.