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Blasphemy
I stopped at the grocery store last night to pick up some stuff and as I pull up in my wicked stock '01 Sonoma I notice this '01 Mustang with some decent aftermarket wheels and horrible small penis yellow paint job. Me and my friend eyeball the car for a minute and I notice it's got a badge right above the "GT" emblem. I figured it was something gay like an old "5.0" badge or something. Even worse. It was a badge consisting of Japanese characters. I mean seriously...wtf? Not decals...an actual badge. On an American car. And a Mustang at that. When I see that stuff on imports I kinda sigh but it fits...their roots are asian. I saw the guy inside and I'm sorry to say he's still breathing. There should be laws against these things.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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how about a white saleen 'stang 94- series (sorry didnt catch the yr) that had neon green accents...lots of em, that supra decal from fast and furious, and a massive aluminum wing. Not to mention the several nitto stickers (with mich. tires)
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If any of you see any cars like the last two mentioned you have my permission to beat the living shit out of them. No disrespect to the import community, but these types of things are much better left to import cars. If seen on domestics the authorities should be called immediately and the driver ripped from the car and beaten with his own shoes.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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hummm was his mexican??
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I see a LOT of ricer mustangs... they're all over the place here.
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heh how about the type r gt-r yellow mustang with import wheels (yeah positive offset) on it ?
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What about a red Ferrari 308 with a yellow euro plate on the front that said "Ferrari 308", red and yellow interior, yellow painted "side skirts", yellow painted vent louvers on the sides, a yellow Italian plate below the CA plate, TWO large red "park bench" tails with the ends angled so the points are pointing upwards (not horizontal like they should) and painted....yes, you guessed it....yellow. He actually "riced" a $70k Italian luxury vehicle. And who do you think was driving it........some middle aged guy with a mid-life crisis wearing a red and yellow hat. I guess you gots to give him credit for having the cahones to do this, albeit mis-guided, but, DAMN. Seriously. All I could do was just shake my head in disgust and think....WHY?? He took a beautiful car and just messed it up. I should have had my camera with me 'cause no one would believe me.
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Look up Blasphemy in the dictionary man, and you'll know how wrongly you've used the word.
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*opens his dictionary* Blasphemy: irreverence toward something considered sacred or inviolable. So I have, in fact, used it correctly since there are some cars I deem sacred and inviolable. Now get the f*ck out of my face and go back to church.
I can actually best all of those response, though. Online somewhere there's an article posted about a race between a Syclone and some mid-80's Ferrari (Syclone won). They had pics of both cars and I kinda snickered when I saw a gun rack in the Syclone but I figured it WAS in the south. Then pan down to see a gun rack IN THE F*CKING FERRARI. I don't think there's any worse way you could violate an exotic car than with a gun rack. I get chills just thinking about it.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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Ever watch the extras on Mischief 3000? It's hillarious, this guy claims to have a Mustang GT-R.. with rotary... and pistons... I will try to find the video...
Mustang owners are some of the worse domestic rice offenders. -Ducky
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Reminds me of a guy around here that has a v6 stang with a saleen kit and stickers......poor soul
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dude, i have that movie. I laughed my ass off when i seen that part. it was so funny. My favorite cars int hat movie are the skyline gt-r and the ferarri f-50 |
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If I drove around with a camera for an hour on a sat/sun that was sunny around here I could come back with 100 pictures of WAY riced out mustangs...
My buddy has a "riced" out mustang that runs rediculous 1/4 mi. times.
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Nothing beats a 18sec v6 Mustang....
As for Mischief 3000... good movie, but I liked the original Mischief better. Probably had something to do with the Auto-Abuse. And I am still waiting for BestBuy to send out my Mischief: Destroy video (it's gotten mixxed reviews, when compared to the previous 2 Mischiefs).
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