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Old 04-18-2003, 09:29 AM   #1
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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid that she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical experise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said......

"Ok, take off ALL your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said..... "Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said...... "Your problem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously...... "OH MY God!!!!!! Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied:



"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:58 AM   #2
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Old 04-18-2003, 12:01 PM   #3
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Old 04-18-2003, 12:29 PM   #4
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